Saturday, November 3, 2007

Charlie...

Charlie,

2 things:
I have a new obsession, it is the history channel. I have learned more about Nazis in the past month then I EVER learned in school. I am now obcessing on gangs in the prison system. Last night I was watching it, and they featured " The Brotherhood, " which is an Aryan gang in the prison system. I learned they wouldn't let you join Chuckie because they thought you were too crazy! Now you must be REALLY fucking nuts if the Aryans wouldn't let you join them. However, I learned they let you be friends with them so your female members could smuggle things into the prison system for them. These girls would wrap knives in special tape and stick it up their coochies, and when they got into the prison the would take them out. Who would have thought there would be another use for a coochie???

Second thing:
Can you believe this week, I may meet up with your friend and mine??? Not only will we be seeing each other for the first time in about 2 yrs, we will be dining in your old stomping ground...Los Feliz!!!

Monday, September 10, 2007

Dear Charlie

Where has my friend S been??? I've been missing her. Have you seen or heard from her??? I think she may hate us, maybe she wishes we were dead???

Anyway Charles...did you hear? This past Sunday, in NYC 2 days before 9/11...and we know what happened that day in lower Manhattan don't we...anyway, the Muslims decided to hold Muslim pride day and have a parade. Now, you know NYC people just went mental with that one. All the NYC message boards are going absolutely freakin nuts...some people, like me would say they are going bat shit crazy even.

Now, I know this is America, and they have the right to hold a parade and have a pride day...however you would think they would be a tad more sensitive and not hold it so close to 9/11.

I remember where I was on 9/11. I was at work Charlie. My friend S, can out to me to tell me something happened in NYC...so I asked her to watch the desk and I went into the break room to see the TV and saw the breaking news.
Being an X NY'er, I admit, it was a very bad day for me. I lost friends who were firemen that day. I also had friends who worked in the towers.

Friday, August 31, 2007

Davey B

Dear Charlie,

The other night I was watching this movie. It was about the summer that The Son of Sam ran round my home town killing allegedly brunettes. I remember alot of women were dying their hair blonde that summer. I know my mother did. I remember that summer very well. It was a freakin hot summer, and with Davey B on the loose, people were nervous, and MY borough was the only place Davey didn't kill anyone.

So Chuck...have you ever met that OTHER wack job Davey Berkowitz??? Probably not because he is residing in a NYC lockdown.

Davey B said his neighbors' dog gave him the orders to kill people...he wasn't a great cult leader like you were.

If you never met Davey B, maybe you two could become pen pals...ever think about that??/ Now that your other friend Jeffie was shanked in prison, perhaps you could write to Davey...think about it....

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Sunday, July 29, 2007

OMG Charlie

Dear Charlie,

I am not sure about how much news you get to watch where you live. However, this past June, this person graduated from school; she has no legs and only ONE hand...yep just ONE hand. It was all over the news Charles...because it was a HUGE accomplishment for her.
Charlie, I am totally obcessed with this stump that she has...however if this stump touches me Charles, I think I am going to die!!! What the "F" am I going to do??? Everytime I see her, it is like a bad accident, I can not turn away from it! It is like I am at some side show staring at the geeks and freaks.

Now do not get me wrong, I am NOT diminishing her accomplishment, she did overcome her handicap, and is MUCH more successful than I will ever be with 2 good hands and 2 good legs...but bloody hell Charlie...how am I going to get over this stump obcession???

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Stock market drops

charlie...charlie...psst Charlie...CHARLIE...
-sorry to yell at you, you were ignoring me, and " The WhiteAngel " hates to be ignored-

so Charles, did you hear Revlon stocks dropped...why you ask, because Tammy Faye Baker Mesgner ( or however you spell that name ) died Charlie. Yep Charlie, she died from THE BIG C...no goofy not C for Charlie, I know you had nothing to do with that. She died from the OTHER big C...C A N C E R!!!

So, I think you and Revlon should hold a candle lighting ceremony in her honor. Well, maybe I'd need to talk to the warden to see if he would let you have matches in your room.

Stop Chuck...we won't discuss how YOU are still in prison and you never REALLY killed anyone with your cult...you just masterminded the whole thing. However, I seriously doubt they will EVER let you out, however I do admire that very spiffy Nazi symbol that is carved into your forehead.

So what if Tammy and Jim Baker bilked those people out of billions of dollars??? So what Jim Baker only served 4 yrs of a 35 yr jail sentence...and so your point is??? So, Jim & Tammy's clothes needed to be flown round the world in private planes. Jesus wanted them to be prosperous in his name. So what Jesus had to travel around at night because he had no sandals for his feet and the hot sands burned his feet....so what. So what Jesus had to walk everyplace, because Jesus didn't have money to buy an ass to ride because he gave his money to the poor...and so what Tammy & Jim drove around in fancy cars.
Maybe if Jesus had a fur coat too those rib piercings wouldn't have hurt so badly when those crazy pagan Romans crucified him...maybe gold bracelets would have made it harder to drive home those nails thru his wrists. Maybe just maybe, follow my train of thought on this one.

So what Charlie, your point is...???

Sunday, July 22, 2007