Charlie,
2 things:
I have a new obsession, it is the history channel. I have learned more about Nazis in the past month then I EVER learned in school. I am now obcessing on gangs in the prison system. Last night I was watching it, and they featured " The Brotherhood, " which is an Aryan gang in the prison system. I learned they wouldn't let you join Chuckie because they thought you were too crazy! Now you must be REALLY fucking nuts if the Aryans wouldn't let you join them. However, I learned they let you be friends with them so your female members could smuggle things into the prison system for them. These girls would wrap knives in special tape and stick it up their coochies, and when they got into the prison the would take them out. Who would have thought there would be another use for a coochie???
Second thing:
Can you believe this week, I may meet up with your friend and mine??? Not only will we be seeing each other for the first time in about 2 yrs, we will be dining in your old stomping ground...Los Feliz!!!
Saturday, November 3, 2007
Monday, September 10, 2007
Dear Charlie
Where has my friend S been??? I've been missing her. Have you seen or heard from her??? I think she may hate us, maybe she wishes we were dead???
Anyway Charles...did you hear? This past Sunday, in NYC 2 days before 9/11...and we know what happened that day in lower Manhattan don't we...anyway, the Muslims decided to hold Muslim pride day and have a parade. Now, you know NYC people just went mental with that one. All the NYC message boards are going absolutely freakin nuts...some people, like me would say they are going bat shit crazy even.
Now, I know this is America, and they have the right to hold a parade and have a pride day...however you would think they would be a tad more sensitive and not hold it so close to 9/11.
I remember where I was on 9/11. I was at work Charlie. My friend S, can out to me to tell me something happened in NYC...so I asked her to watch the desk and I went into the break room to see the TV and saw the breaking news.
Being an X NY'er, I admit, it was a very bad day for me. I lost friends who were firemen that day. I also had friends who worked in the towers.
Anyway Charles...did you hear? This past Sunday, in NYC 2 days before 9/11...and we know what happened that day in lower Manhattan don't we...anyway, the Muslims decided to hold Muslim pride day and have a parade. Now, you know NYC people just went mental with that one. All the NYC message boards are going absolutely freakin nuts...some people, like me would say they are going bat shit crazy even.
Now, I know this is America, and they have the right to hold a parade and have a pride day...however you would think they would be a tad more sensitive and not hold it so close to 9/11.
I remember where I was on 9/11. I was at work Charlie. My friend S, can out to me to tell me something happened in NYC...so I asked her to watch the desk and I went into the break room to see the TV and saw the breaking news.
Being an X NY'er, I admit, it was a very bad day for me. I lost friends who were firemen that day. I also had friends who worked in the towers.
Friday, August 31, 2007
Davey B
Dear Charlie,
The other night I was watching this movie. It was about the summer that The Son of Sam ran round my home town killing allegedly brunettes. I remember alot of women were dying their hair blonde that summer. I know my mother did. I remember that summer very well. It was a freakin hot summer, and with Davey B on the loose, people were nervous, and MY borough was the only place Davey didn't kill anyone.
So Chuck...have you ever met that OTHER wack job Davey Berkowitz??? Probably not because he is residing in a NYC lockdown.
Davey B said his neighbors' dog gave him the orders to kill people...he wasn't a great cult leader like you were.
If you never met Davey B, maybe you two could become pen pals...ever think about that??/ Now that your other friend Jeffie was shanked in prison, perhaps you could write to Davey...think about it....
The other night I was watching this movie. It was about the summer that The Son of Sam ran round my home town killing allegedly brunettes. I remember alot of women were dying their hair blonde that summer. I know my mother did. I remember that summer very well. It was a freakin hot summer, and with Davey B on the loose, people were nervous, and MY borough was the only place Davey didn't kill anyone.
So Chuck...have you ever met that OTHER wack job Davey Berkowitz??? Probably not because he is residing in a NYC lockdown.
Davey B said his neighbors' dog gave him the orders to kill people...he wasn't a great cult leader like you were.
If you never met Davey B, maybe you two could become pen pals...ever think about that??/ Now that your other friend Jeffie was shanked in prison, perhaps you could write to Davey...think about it....
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Sunday, July 29, 2007
OMG Charlie
Dear Charlie,
I am not sure about how much news you get to watch where you live. However, this past June, this person graduated from school; she has no legs and only ONE hand...yep just ONE hand. It was all over the news Charles...because it was a HUGE accomplishment for her.
Charlie, I am totally obcessed with this stump that she has...however if this stump touches me Charles, I think I am going to die!!! What the "F" am I going to do??? Everytime I see her, it is like a bad accident, I can not turn away from it! It is like I am at some side show staring at the geeks and freaks.
Now do not get me wrong, I am NOT diminishing her accomplishment, she did overcome her handicap, and is MUCH more successful than I will ever be with 2 good hands and 2 good legs...but bloody hell Charlie...how am I going to get over this stump obcession???
I am not sure about how much news you get to watch where you live. However, this past June, this person graduated from school; she has no legs and only ONE hand...yep just ONE hand. It was all over the news Charles...because it was a HUGE accomplishment for her.
Charlie, I am totally obcessed with this stump that she has...however if this stump touches me Charles, I think I am going to die!!! What the "F" am I going to do??? Everytime I see her, it is like a bad accident, I can not turn away from it! It is like I am at some side show staring at the geeks and freaks.
Now do not get me wrong, I am NOT diminishing her accomplishment, she did overcome her handicap, and is MUCH more successful than I will ever be with 2 good hands and 2 good legs...but bloody hell Charlie...how am I going to get over this stump obcession???
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Stock market drops
charlie...charlie...psst Charlie...CHARLIE...
-sorry to yell at you, you were ignoring me, and " The WhiteAngel " hates to be ignored-
so Charles, did you hear Revlon stocks dropped...why you ask, because Tammy Faye Baker Mesgner ( or however you spell that name ) died Charlie. Yep Charlie, she died from THE BIG C...no goofy not C for Charlie, I know you had nothing to do with that. She died from the OTHER big C...C A N C E R!!!
So, I think you and Revlon should hold a candle lighting ceremony in her honor. Well, maybe I'd need to talk to the warden to see if he would let you have matches in your room.
Stop Chuck...we won't discuss how YOU are still in prison and you never REALLY killed anyone with your cult...you just masterminded the whole thing. However, I seriously doubt they will EVER let you out, however I do admire that very spiffy Nazi symbol that is carved into your forehead.
So what if Tammy and Jim Baker bilked those people out of billions of dollars??? So what Jim Baker only served 4 yrs of a 35 yr jail sentence...and so your point is??? So, Jim & Tammy's clothes needed to be flown round the world in private planes. Jesus wanted them to be prosperous in his name. So what Jesus had to travel around at night because he had no sandals for his feet and the hot sands burned his feet....so what. So what Jesus had to walk everyplace, because Jesus didn't have money to buy an ass to ride because he gave his money to the poor...and so what Tammy & Jim drove around in fancy cars.
Maybe if Jesus had a fur coat too those rib piercings wouldn't have hurt so badly when those crazy pagan Romans crucified him...maybe gold bracelets would have made it harder to drive home those nails thru his wrists. Maybe just maybe, follow my train of thought on this one.
So what Charlie, your point is...???
-sorry to yell at you, you were ignoring me, and " The WhiteAngel " hates to be ignored-
so Charles, did you hear Revlon stocks dropped...why you ask, because Tammy Faye Baker Mesgner ( or however you spell that name ) died Charlie. Yep Charlie, she died from THE BIG C...no goofy not C for Charlie, I know you had nothing to do with that. She died from the OTHER big C...C A N C E R!!!
So, I think you and Revlon should hold a candle lighting ceremony in her honor. Well, maybe I'd need to talk to the warden to see if he would let you have matches in your room.
Stop Chuck...we won't discuss how YOU are still in prison and you never REALLY killed anyone with your cult...you just masterminded the whole thing. However, I seriously doubt they will EVER let you out, however I do admire that very spiffy Nazi symbol that is carved into your forehead.
So what if Tammy and Jim Baker bilked those people out of billions of dollars??? So what Jim Baker only served 4 yrs of a 35 yr jail sentence...and so your point is??? So, Jim & Tammy's clothes needed to be flown round the world in private planes. Jesus wanted them to be prosperous in his name. So what Jesus had to travel around at night because he had no sandals for his feet and the hot sands burned his feet....so what. So what Jesus had to walk everyplace, because Jesus didn't have money to buy an ass to ride because he gave his money to the poor...and so what Tammy & Jim drove around in fancy cars.
Maybe if Jesus had a fur coat too those rib piercings wouldn't have hurt so badly when those crazy pagan Romans crucified him...maybe gold bracelets would have made it harder to drive home those nails thru his wrists. Maybe just maybe, follow my train of thought on this one.
So what Charlie, your point is...???
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Clearing up some issues
Dear Charlie,
How come you didn't do this survey like my crazy friend Donna did? Were you too busy standing in line at the jail library waiting for the new Harry Potter book to come out? WEre you too busy fighting Tiny Tim for your spot in line? Did you have to kill him? Did your friend Jeffrey Dahmer eat him? I bought the book, but I didn't wait in ANY line, nor did I have to pre-order it. I simply waited till 9:30pm on the day it came out, calmly walked into the B&N near my house, picked up the book, walked slowly to the cashier who smiled at me because I was the only one in line, and paid for it. Simple as that. Now, I'm sure you'll have to wait until Jeffrey is done reading it, since eating someone is more bad-ass than killing them and putting them on a stake. But you'll need to wait awhile since it's like 8 or 900 freakin pages long. Anywho, while you are waiting, you have all the time in the world to do the survery like my crazy friend Donna did.
Hugs and Kisses,
Sonja
Dear Sonja-
Let me clear up a few things...
Were you too busy standing in line at the jail library waiting for the new Harry Potter book to come out? WEre you too busy fighting Tiny Tim for your spot in line? Did you have to kill him?
No Sonja-
I wasn't fighting with Tiny Tim, I was busy FISTING Tiny Tim...he seems to quite thoroughly enjoy that. Oh and he likes me to scream at him...who is your mass murderer as I'm doing that. He also likes me to whisper dirty words into his ear...so I say MUD, PIG SLOP, DIRTY UNDERPANTS...well I'll say no more on that. I quite thoroughly enjoy enjoy gimps, freaks, and midgets. Feel free to send me a midget strip o gram for my birthday.
How come you didn't do this survey like my crazy friend Donna did?
Donna's answers were really MY answers, I'm the one who loves the color red. Especially when the moon turns blood red with the blood of the victims of the wolf pack. Donna is a lying slut, don't believe her. Plus she is a tad strange, but I won't go into that right now. I'll just stick to the facts.
Were you too busy standing in line at the jail library waiting for the new Harry Potter book to come out?
Who in the red hot blue blazes of Hell is Harry Potter? Does he live in Los Feliz???? I think I may have spiked him on a stick once and froze him for a refreshing magical summer treat. He is like lucky charms, he is magically delicious!
Did your friend Jeffrey Dahmer eat him?
For a supposedly smart cookie, your pretty dumb...are you a blond??? So big deal you know where Africa is on a map, you don't know that my good buddy Jeffie, yes I called him Jeffie was shanked in prison some years ago. So thank you for rubbing salt into old wounds!!! Now where EXACTLY did you say you lived again???
Ropped off the wings of butterfly kisses...Charlie....
How come you didn't do this survey like my crazy friend Donna did? Were you too busy standing in line at the jail library waiting for the new Harry Potter book to come out? WEre you too busy fighting Tiny Tim for your spot in line? Did you have to kill him? Did your friend Jeffrey Dahmer eat him? I bought the book, but I didn't wait in ANY line, nor did I have to pre-order it. I simply waited till 9:30pm on the day it came out, calmly walked into the B&N near my house, picked up the book, walked slowly to the cashier who smiled at me because I was the only one in line, and paid for it. Simple as that. Now, I'm sure you'll have to wait until Jeffrey is done reading it, since eating someone is more bad-ass than killing them and putting them on a stake. But you'll need to wait awhile since it's like 8 or 900 freakin pages long. Anywho, while you are waiting, you have all the time in the world to do the survery like my crazy friend Donna did.
Hugs and Kisses,
Sonja
Dear Sonja-
Let me clear up a few things...
Were you too busy standing in line at the jail library waiting for the new Harry Potter book to come out? WEre you too busy fighting Tiny Tim for your spot in line? Did you have to kill him?
No Sonja-
I wasn't fighting with Tiny Tim, I was busy FISTING Tiny Tim...he seems to quite thoroughly enjoy that. Oh and he likes me to scream at him...who is your mass murderer as I'm doing that. He also likes me to whisper dirty words into his ear...so I say MUD, PIG SLOP, DIRTY UNDERPANTS...well I'll say no more on that. I quite thoroughly enjoy enjoy gimps, freaks, and midgets. Feel free to send me a midget strip o gram for my birthday.
How come you didn't do this survey like my crazy friend Donna did?
Donna's answers were really MY answers, I'm the one who loves the color red. Especially when the moon turns blood red with the blood of the victims of the wolf pack. Donna is a lying slut, don't believe her. Plus she is a tad strange, but I won't go into that right now. I'll just stick to the facts.
Were you too busy standing in line at the jail library waiting for the new Harry Potter book to come out?
Who in the red hot blue blazes of Hell is Harry Potter? Does he live in Los Feliz???? I think I may have spiked him on a stick once and froze him for a refreshing magical summer treat. He is like lucky charms, he is magically delicious!
Did your friend Jeffrey Dahmer eat him?
For a supposedly smart cookie, your pretty dumb...are you a blond??? So big deal you know where Africa is on a map, you don't know that my good buddy Jeffie, yes I called him Jeffie was shanked in prison some years ago. So thank you for rubbing salt into old wounds!!! Now where EXACTLY did you say you lived again???
Ropped off the wings of butterfly kisses...Charlie....
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Where's Africa?
Dear Charlie,
One night, I was working with someone who obviously failed in school. How she became a nurse, I will never know. We were having a philosophic discussion about religion in the geographical sense. I know this is of interest to you, since you frequently have discussions about religion where you live. But we needed to reference a map because we weren't too sure about which countries border Egypt. That is when I referenced the internet. That is when this ignorant person said, "Where is the Middle East, really? What continent is it on?"
I said, "It's in between Europe and Asia. You know, in the middle, that's why it is called...the...MIDDLE...EAST."
She then said, "Yeah, but what CONTINENT is it on?"
Okay, she obviously needed a visual reference, so I showed her on the internet: "Here's Europe, see look, there's France, Germany, Italy, and all that. Now, over here is Asia. See China over there? India is technically Asia. And see, the Middle East is RIGHT THERE, IN THE MIDDLE, right about Africa."
She paused for a moment then said, "Where's Africa?" Remember that E.F. Hutton commercial long ago, where if "E.F. Hutton speaks, everyone listens" and it suddenly gets quiet? Well, that's what happened. "Where's Africa?" echoed across the room and all eyes fell on her. All eyes were focused on this young female, a citizen of Canada of African and West Indian decent. Yes, Charlie, she is Black.
"Did you just ask me where Africa is?"
Everyone thought the same thing, at the same time, but the only person who dared to say what everyone thought was the only other African American person in the room. "How does a Black person NOT know where Africa is?"
"I don't know. I'm not good with Geography." Okay, Charlie, I may not know exactly where exactly Darfur is on a map, but I at least know where the continent is. Third graders know where Africa is.
My darling Charlie, I was seeking your advice on how to deal with such a person. Obviously, she needs remedial school. But every time I see her I think, "Where's Africa?" I can't stand it. I can't stand her! What should I do?
One night, I was working with someone who obviously failed in school. How she became a nurse, I will never know. We were having a philosophic discussion about religion in the geographical sense. I know this is of interest to you, since you frequently have discussions about religion where you live. But we needed to reference a map because we weren't too sure about which countries border Egypt. That is when I referenced the internet. That is when this ignorant person said, "Where is the Middle East, really? What continent is it on?"
I said, "It's in between Europe and Asia. You know, in the middle, that's why it is called...the...MIDDLE...EAST."
She then said, "Yeah, but what CONTINENT is it on?"
Okay, she obviously needed a visual reference, so I showed her on the internet: "Here's Europe, see look, there's France, Germany, Italy, and all that. Now, over here is Asia. See China over there? India is technically Asia. And see, the Middle East is RIGHT THERE, IN THE MIDDLE, right about Africa."
She paused for a moment then said, "Where's Africa?" Remember that E.F. Hutton commercial long ago, where if "E.F. Hutton speaks, everyone listens" and it suddenly gets quiet? Well, that's what happened. "Where's Africa?" echoed across the room and all eyes fell on her. All eyes were focused on this young female, a citizen of Canada of African and West Indian decent. Yes, Charlie, she is Black.
"Did you just ask me where Africa is?"
Everyone thought the same thing, at the same time, but the only person who dared to say what everyone thought was the only other African American person in the room. "How does a Black person NOT know where Africa is?"
"I don't know. I'm not good with Geography." Okay, Charlie, I may not know exactly where exactly Darfur is on a map, but I at least know where the continent is. Third graders know where Africa is.
My darling Charlie, I was seeking your advice on how to deal with such a person. Obviously, she needs remedial school. But every time I see her I think, "Where's Africa?" I can't stand it. I can't stand her! What should I do?
why are...
Dear Charlie,
Was just wondering why are some men so friggin bat shit crazy? I think that three words can sum up men...and those words are BAT SHIT CRAZY. I think it is the females job to figure out which one of the males species is the least bat shit crazy that the female of the species can tolerate and not want to suffocate him in his sleep. However; if it were up to me and I needed to oft someone, I'd just K bolus em.
Now since you have that very lovely 666 carved into your head, I assume you definately know a thing or two about being BAT SHIT CRAZY! And from the people you have associated with in the past, well Chuckie Wuckie, I'd say you definately know a thing or two about bat shit crazies. But, when I say you are BAT SHIT CRAZY, I don't mean that in a bad way Chuckster.
Was just wondering why are some men so friggin bat shit crazy? I think that three words can sum up men...and those words are BAT SHIT CRAZY. I think it is the females job to figure out which one of the males species is the least bat shit crazy that the female of the species can tolerate and not want to suffocate him in his sleep. However; if it were up to me and I needed to oft someone, I'd just K bolus em.
Now since you have that very lovely 666 carved into your head, I assume you definately know a thing or two about being BAT SHIT CRAZY! And from the people you have associated with in the past, well Chuckie Wuckie, I'd say you definately know a thing or two about bat shit crazies. But, when I say you are BAT SHIT CRAZY, I don't mean that in a bad way Chuckster.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Los Feliz
Dear Charlie,
My husband and I were thinking about buying a house in Los Feliz, and since I've heard that you are familiar with the neighborhood, I was wondering if you could give us some pointers, about the local markets, where's a good place to get breakfast on Sunday mornings. Also, we wondered if you knew if it was relatively safe, if there is a lot of crime, and what not. We would appreciate any information you could give us. Thanks
My husband and I were thinking about buying a house in Los Feliz, and since I've heard that you are familiar with the neighborhood, I was wondering if you could give us some pointers, about the local markets, where's a good place to get breakfast on Sunday mornings. Also, we wondered if you knew if it was relatively safe, if there is a lot of crime, and what not. We would appreciate any information you could give us. Thanks
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