Dear Charlie,
How come you didn't do this survey like my crazy friend Donna did? Were you too busy standing in line at the jail library waiting for the new Harry Potter book to come out? WEre you too busy fighting Tiny Tim for your spot in line? Did you have to kill him? Did your friend Jeffrey Dahmer eat him? I bought the book, but I didn't wait in ANY line, nor did I have to pre-order it. I simply waited till 9:30pm on the day it came out, calmly walked into the B&N near my house, picked up the book, walked slowly to the cashier who smiled at me because I was the only one in line, and paid for it. Simple as that. Now, I'm sure you'll have to wait until Jeffrey is done reading it, since eating someone is more bad-ass than killing them and putting them on a stake. But you'll need to wait awhile since it's like 8 or 900 freakin pages long. Anywho, while you are waiting, you have all the time in the world to do the survery like my crazy friend Donna did.
Hugs and Kisses,
Sonja
Dear Sonja-
Let me clear up a few things...
Were you too busy standing in line at the jail library waiting for the new Harry Potter book to come out? WEre you too busy fighting Tiny Tim for your spot in line? Did you have to kill him?
No Sonja-
I wasn't fighting with Tiny Tim, I was busy FISTING Tiny Tim...he seems to quite thoroughly enjoy that. Oh and he likes me to scream at him...who is your mass murderer as I'm doing that. He also likes me to whisper dirty words into his ear...so I say MUD, PIG SLOP, DIRTY UNDERPANTS...well I'll say no more on that. I quite thoroughly enjoy enjoy gimps, freaks, and midgets. Feel free to send me a midget strip o gram for my birthday.
How come you didn't do this survey like my crazy friend Donna did?
Donna's answers were really MY answers, I'm the one who loves the color red. Especially when the moon turns blood red with the blood of the victims of the wolf pack. Donna is a lying slut, don't believe her. Plus she is a tad strange, but I won't go into that right now. I'll just stick to the facts.
Were you too busy standing in line at the jail library waiting for the new Harry Potter book to come out?
Who in the red hot blue blazes of Hell is Harry Potter? Does he live in Los Feliz???? I think I may have spiked him on a stick once and froze him for a refreshing magical summer treat. He is like lucky charms, he is magically delicious!
Did your friend Jeffrey Dahmer eat him?
For a supposedly smart cookie, your pretty dumb...are you a blond??? So big deal you know where Africa is on a map, you don't know that my good buddy Jeffie, yes I called him Jeffie was shanked in prison some years ago. So thank you for rubbing salt into old wounds!!! Now where EXACTLY did you say you lived again???
Ropped off the wings of butterfly kisses...Charlie....
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Dear Charlie,
Don't play coy with me. You know just as well as I do that the "alleged" shanking of your compadre Jeffie Poo was a blatant attempt by the government to cover-up a prison scandal/conspiracy. We know that Jeffie Poo is truly alive and well, and that the poor soul who was shanked was indeed someone else. We know that Jeffie Poo is part of a prison system conspiracy to reduce the number of prisoners in an untraceable manner yet still be able to bill for housing them, because they really haven't gone anywhere! So, also something to consider, Jeffie Poo, or whatever his new identity is, likes to hang around kitchens, so you may not want to eat the meatloaf.
Love ya
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